Subject: Travel advisory for the US? :-) STATE DEPARTMENT TRAVEL ADVISORY - United States of America ============================================================ UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - WARNING October 31, 1991 The Department of State advises U.S. citizens that random bands of thugs are roaming all cities and towns. These thugs are generally quite young and are disguised as monsters, mythical beasts, scary things, animals, and ballerinas. They are travelling in packs and systematically travel from door to door demanding money and those little Nestle's "Crunch Bars". They are often accompanied by and older ring leader who does not participate in the robberies. The Department of State urges that you use extreme caution when dealing with these individuals; they are armed with plastic axes, toy chain-saws, pop guns, and plastic pumpkins. The advisory is effective until November 1, 1992.